35+ Cinco De Mayo Jokes

What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise? Cinko De Mayo.

Why did the Mexicans cross the border? To celebrate Cinco De Mayo!

What is the difference between a Mexican and a hole in the ground? A hole in the ground has walls around it, but a Mexican is free to come and go as he pleases.

Why can’t you trust burritos to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the beans

“Let’s all wear sombreros and get drunk in celebration of Cinco de Mayo, even though we are American and have no idea what Cinco de Mayo is.

Remember, Cinco de Mayo isn’t just about drinking margaritas. It’s also about tacos, burritos, and quesadillas.

Happy Gringo de Drinko!

To all my Americans today: Happy Cinco de Mayo
To all my Mexican-American friends: happy Wednesday

How do you break up a Cinco De Mayo celebration? Call Nine Juan Juan.

Why did the bean children give their dad a sweater for Father’s Day?… He was chili.

Hope you have an Excellent Cinco de Mayo!

Cinco de Mayo makes me long for a world in which all holidays are conveniently named after the dates on which they fall.”

Why did the Mexicans cross the border? To celebrate Cinco De Mayo!

What do you call a Mexican with no teeth? An American! (with bad teeth)

Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff? When the
police officer asked him why he’d done it he said, ‘Tequila! Tequila!’

Why did the man climb onto the roof of a Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the burrito is on the house.

Since it’s Cinco De Mayo, I think I’m gonna eat a little Mexican tonight!

What were the names of the two Mexican firefighting brothers? Hose [José] A
and Hose B.

And after that, I’ll have dinner!

If you wear a sombrero on Cinco De Mayo, your gonna have a good time.

“After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with ham and rye.” – Professional golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez

What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos.

What does Frosty like to put on his tacos?… Chilly sauce.

He said it was Mexico’s version of the Boston Tea Party, where they threw mayo off a ship and people were yelling, “Sink-o de mayo!”

didn’t the green pepper practice archery?… Because it didn’t habanero.

Donald Trump goes to a fortuity one teller and asks “When am I going to die?”

What do you call a Mexican without an accent or a college degree? An American! (without an accent or degree)

What do you call a Mexican who is allergic to Cinco de Mayo? -A “sucker.”

How much Mexican food do I plan to eat this Cinco de Mayo, you ask? That’s nacho business!

In honor of Cinco De Mayo – Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time?
Because the signs say “No Trespassing”

Trump asks: “Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo? Dia de Los Muertos?”

What did Conor McGregor say when it rained on Cinco De Mayo?” I don’t like Mayweather!

Which Disney princess only comes out on Cinco de Mayo?

We make it fun and easy to order Mexican food directly to your door.

A Cinco De Mayo joke is a joke that is funny, but telling a Mexican joke means that you are racist.

Mayo in the sink joke
What do you call a sink full of mayonnaise?
Sink o de mayo.
*Put the mayonnaise in my sink, call that Cinco de mayo.

What do you call an American with no money? A tourist! (with good money)

What do you call an American who is going to buy a car? A rich man! (with money)

As you all know, May 5 is the traditional Mexican holiday celebrated by filling up your sink with mayonnaise.

Where are the best margaritas served? In the gulp of Mexico.

What is the favorite Mexican food of snowmen?… Brrrr- itos

What do you call a group of skunks drinking tequila?
Stinko de Mayo!

How much Mexican food do I plan to eat this Cinco de Mayo, you ask?

Cinco de Mayo: The only holiday where we celebrate binge drinking and cultural stereotypes. Er, besides Saint Patrick’s Day.

Conor McGregor hates cinco de mayo…
It’s nothing personal, he just cant stand Mayweather.

What do you call an American that cannot speak English? A tourist! (with bad English)

So devastated that they did the only logical thing they could do: make a holiday to commemorate that tragic event.

Cinco de Mayo is here! Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!

What’s the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick’s day?

What do you call a cargo ship full of mayonnaise that goes down in the ocean?
Sinko de Mayo!

A golf gun? What’s a golf gun?’ ‘I don’t know, but it sure made a hole
in Juan.